Board Thread:Off-Topic Activities/@comment-26336673-20190309082746/@comment-24314595-20190309185321

[ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?]

???: Yes. I am ready for everything.

Atop a tower, four cats watch over the fields. One entirely made of pixels. One beaming with ender energy. One comprised of retro graphics. One ferocious cat with a deadly stare. These cats were heroes past. Let's take a closer look at them.

Pixelcat: Here begins our life anew. No more Cataclysm Machine, no more villains, more time to chillax and do basically nothing.

Endercat: Society has gotten a lot more advanced over the years, don't you think?

16bitcat: Over the years? We just got done witnessing a total multiversal reset.

Realisticat: Well, whenever we are, let's just go around and do some fun things.

Pixelcat: Like constantly meowing from dark alleyways?

Realisticat: Or... we could chase our tails around?

Endercat: That's more akin to dogs. Let's get adopted!

16bitcat: EXCUSE ME!?

(16bitcat slaps Endercat)

Endercat: I don't care what you think. I'm going to the shelter.

(Endercat runs off)

Pixelcat: I'm gonna go join the mafia.

(Pixelcat runs off as well)

Realisticat: Um... ok? I'll just... go to Mars. That seems fun, I guess.

(Realisticat goes up to a nearby warp to Mars and vanishes)

16bitcat: I'm gonna try to restart my company. That seems like a good start.

(16bitcat goes to a nearby 'for sale' lot)

With all the cats gone their separate ways, there's only one thing for them to do. Live their new lives.

For others, however, there are more important things to do.

There is an interdimensional abyss known as The In-Between. There, you will find not one, but two entities. Ender, a well-equipped enderman fighter that was corrupted, and a large purple cube that refers to itself as Kevin. If you followed previous adventures, you would know that Ender was corrupted BY Kevin. What are they doing now? Let's see.

[AS SOON AS YOU ARE READY, FOCUS YOUR ENERGY.]

Dark Ender: Okay...

(Dark Ender struggles to focus his energy.)

[TRY HARDER!]

Dark Ender: HURRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH

(A blue aura surrounds Dark Ender. Ice spikes begin to grow out of his shoulders. The ice breaks and coats itself around him, making a complete suit of ice armor. An ice sword materializes in his hand.)

Dark Ender: I feel...

[YES?]

Ice Mercenary Ender: ...powerful.

Oh! What a nice transformation, don't you think? Get ready, because this will be HUGE later on.

Goodbye, and enjoy your read!