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Unobtainium is a term used for a favoured, generally impossible material for a specific use. For example, an gear made of unobtainium may never rust or wear, while unobtainium for weapons may be highly durable.

We cannot say for sure what type of unobtainium you are made out of. I can only assume it is nigh-indestructible but easily manipulable for purposes of movement. As such, I sneak up to you from behind  without your notice and smack you with a giant hammer, changing your form into a flat disk.

Then I put you under a hydraulic press on your side to further change your form until you are nothing but a block of unobtainium and flesh.

I am invisible and constantly teleporting everywhere.