Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-31208684-20190117231501/@comment-35401464-20190313205004

”Or he could just be sleeping, let’s hope he wakes up before the sandwich is eat-“

23: A machine that compresses the sandwich so that it is short enough to be able to fit in someone’s mouth

”OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT YOU JUST DID, I’M CALLING THE POLICE!”