Board Thread:Off-Topic Activities/@comment-7395353-20181202164221/@comment-29191679-20181207202400

Someone on the star destroyer notices an anomaly. Everyone watches as the moon begins to open up, soon revealing a massive cannon that has been built inside.

The star destroyer attempts to escape, but alas, it's too late. The cannon fires...

...And a single, tiny rock shatters against the star destroyer's shields.

The cannon retreats back into the moon, leaving it exactly the same as it was before. Minus the giant crack in the middle, of course, but that's not important.

Now that I've thrown a rock at the star destroyer in the most ridiculous way possible, I return to the planet.