Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-29646689-20190116212028/@comment-29646689-20190118114627

I find a modern industrial cutting laser, modify its settings, and slice you in half from outside the fields.

(also since when did unobtainium disable hyperdrives)

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I enter a borehole leading very deep into the crust of a planet. The borehole leads to a large chain of caverns with multiple exits, so I can't be flooded to death from above.