Board Thread:Off-Topic Activities/@comment-26822753-20191123160320/@comment-26822753-20191214173136

@ Nightmares: ight millennial

@ Han: ight millennial

@ Han: I take the opportunity to witness the biggest explosion ever, but I don't like having my head thrown into a garbage bin. (-2HP)

@ Eternulli: : < *also cries*

@ Aggron: dewit you coward

@ Han: wha

@ Nightmares: E

@ Phoenix: b a d i d e a

@ Nightmares: I consume it.

@ Aggron: Ow, the joke! (-2HP)

@ Nightmares: i a m s a t an

@ Han: w h a

@ Phoenix: I take the card and add it to my Uno deck, which is missing two reverse cards. (Fun facts, that's actually a thing)

@ Han: Lucky for you, I completed the nuke door and you probably don't know what that is but it means I got enough sanity to survive.

*coughing intensifies*

@ Aggron: I counter by reinstalling Windows 66627 times.

@ Han: reduce reuse recycle

@ Anonymous: that isn't how it works

@ Tephra: You can't do that, yo -- wait, shiiiiit. (-4HP) [CRITICAL HIT!]

@ Nightmares: Well, we don't function properly. *inhale* Ａ Ｉ Ｇ Ｈ Ｔ  Ｍ Ｉ Ｌ Ｌ Ｅ Ｎ Ｎ Ｉ Ａ Ｌ

@ Sonar: Well, I block your punch with an actual technique and end up not hurting because my wrist is demonic. DRUNKEN PEOPLE BAR FIGHT GO

@ Aggron: We understand everything. *cue standing ovation*

@ Han: REEEEEEEEEEEE (-2HP)

@ Anonymous: You can't do that, you have no power here!

@ Nightmares: I do a 𝓭𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬 𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓱.

@ Anonymous: Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylalanyl...isoleucine

@ Nightmares: I contract Anthrax via the Letter. By that, I mean signing a legal paper to have someone mail something somewhere.

@ Han: Wait. That's illegal.

@ Aggron: i wasnt procrastinating ive actually been busy :<

@ Han: uwu

@ Nightmares: I hit it with a baseball bat for impact testing

@ Phoenix: *inhale* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I am no longer Cough of Death.