Board Thread:Off-Topic Activities/@comment-26073440-20190516185741/@comment-27121914-20190519124401

A Shitty Controversy
- 'Poop' has been removed from the menu.
 * Giant, bipedal dung beetles dressed in gentleman attire have arrived to the restaurant to eat shit.
 * Human customers were extremely displeased by the fecal cuisine's nauseatic smell, so they have filed many complaints to us, the restaurant's managers. This disgusting decision has made countless headlines calling us out on the unbelievable thing we've done.
 * We have decided to open a new, secret restaurant for dung beetles only, and hired some dung beetles as our waiters to serve feces to our dung beetle customers.
 * Let us never speak of this again.

New menu items
+ Mac 'n' Cheese has been added to the menu!
 * I'm gonna make fucking mac and cheese, and nobody can stop me!

Menu

 * Haggis: €2.00 ($2.24)
 * Mac 'n' Cheese: €0.88 ($0.98)