Board Thread:Off-Topic Activities/@comment-34601114-20190815122936/@comment-34097798-20190825124310

I kick the suit in the groin.

Suit: AH my groin

It falls over in pain.

Suit: I am falling over in pain.

Sparky falls out, unconscious, clutching the turnip. I grab it. The TURNIP is now MY. TURNIP