Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-29646689-20190116212028/@comment-29646689-20190117112547

I fire this cube out of a MAC Cannon.

This accelerates it to a third of lightspeed in one second. The acceleration destroys everything within it.

I am hidden within a very well concealed bunker on a desolate and forgotten planet. I have special machines that prevent teleportation, portals, or magic inside this bunker.