Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-31208684-20190117231501/@comment-7395353-20190204003538

25. A chocolate fountain

Well, I guess this is better than the last sandwich I ate...

(At this point, everything has been vaporized and absorbed into the stars/Sun. The stars are doing whatever stars do when they collide.)

I try to eat the sandwich but die of an eighth-degree burn instead.

1. Anti-ninja spray