Board Thread:Off-Topic Activities/@comment-26877467-20190412032508

You're going to be given a thing. You have to come up with something that would be better than the given thing when compared to it. However, you get to choose which way they're compared.

For example:


 * MozzarellaSmells88: A boot.
 * Discovery596: A carrot has more nutritional value than a boot.
 * LuckyComeHome: A used car salesman would win in a fight against a carrot.

For an added challenge, try to avoid using the same comparison more than once in the thread, although don't have to.

A wooden bird-feeder. 