Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-31208684-20190117231501/@comment-35401464-20190314085923

2: Sanitized hands

''“Hello 911, this is (name removed for privacy) and I’m at the sandwich making house on Fourmgame Street. Some guy named (name removed for privacy) just put Robert Topala in a sandwich while he was sleeping and then crushed him. Arrest him now!”''