Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-29646689-20190116212028/@comment-26073440-20190325144907


 * I locate you with a 404-locating blown glass dove and then make it to your cave... in about 5 years.
 * I begin to throw evil sawblade creatures into said cave.
 * I download you onto my Windows XP and place you into ImportantStuff.folder
 * I delete obj.teleporter and take you out of my Windows XP and run awae.
 * I then start eating parts of the cave and bake you in an oven after teleporting to you.
 * I take your spleen and make a knicknak zing out of it. I zest your baked (yet still alive) body with lime.


 * I play Materialization Shiritori with the next player and immediately say “Atomic Bomb and a Shield for Me”