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NightmaresRevenge wrote: Try this on for size!

I say “Black hole, forcefield. ”

In the fight both our protections get rekt.

I throw you into the SINGULARITY of the Black hole..

(Also your atom bomb got eaten by a Black Hole.)

Any attack that instakills me will be nullified and anyone who breaks that rule shall die.

I am Light Yagami’s Shinigami, Ryuk, I have a Death Note.
 * But I thought you dropped the death note.
 * Doesn’t matter. I wear a mask and never tell you my name and smacc the note out of your hand.
 * I float into the atmosphere and steal ur note and throw it onto Venus and then rupture the space time continuum in such a way that the planet Venus is deleted.
 * I then sell you to a zoo. You are now in a gorilla exhibit.


 * I am a lonely sand crab that buried myself deep in the waters of a beach. I could be on any beach. One in Uruguay. One in Spain. Even one in Ivory Coast. You have to find me and crush me
 * (Just so you know, the beach is nowhere in the U.S., Canada, or any tropical vacation island spot countries.)