Board Thread:Off-Topic Activities/@comment-26336673-20190526161521/@comment-29646689-20190812013909

''The Emperor cracks his neck, before lightly shaking his arms. A dark smoke pours from the cuffs of his gauntlets and quickly forms a Heavy Flamer. A large fuel tank also forms on his back. He tests the weapon with a puff of Phosphex, before replying to Classified.''

[Emperor] That motioning to Chimera is a boss. And it's in our way. So we kill it. And as to why we don't go around it? One, we can't. Two, that thing is an abomination. And professionals have standards.

''And then the Emperor blasted a stream of Phosphex at Chimera from a distance. Phosphex is this weird super-napalm that sticks to its enemies and can't be put out by water, sand, liquid nitrogen, or even helium. It can only be put out by a vacuum of sufficiently low pressure. Basically, far future Greek fire.''